RAIDs kill bugs dead

Gathering raids with the extra SMITE!ing power of LIGHT kills bugs dead!



Poor Franky, we hardly knew ye.....




Sometimes its the bugs that kill RAIDs dead. Sagan, maybe some extra plate hidden in those robes would help out. I'm just sayin' the bugs tend to like you and some protection might be in order.

How far I have come

Before I knew the Gathering I couldn't get a raid to save my life. I was a nothing, nowhere, a nobody. Then I got to know you and now people call me Adnar Helmshield!

These were the days. A 5 pally raid. No, Aurial could not participate. A ToD Ony. Then there were all those involved who helped me get my pony. Fury is such a great horse. Truly some fun times were had by all. I thank those who played with me in the past and look forward to good times in the future.

Reports from Paladin brothers in Outland

I received mail today from a strange looking member of my order. He says his name is Adraenai and is in Outland, a land through the Dark Portal! He requires assistance in SMITE!ing the evil in his land and requests my presence as soon as possible. My friends, we must answer Adraenai's call. Come with me through the Dark Portal and SMITE! To travel through the Dark Portal one must travel to ye nearest games shoppe and put down your coin for transport. It could be months before enough coin is collected, an expedition to be financed, and a glorius expansion for the alliance into Outland. Do all you can and I will see you on the other side.

Don't chew you know who I am?

Today we start a new series. A monumental series. A series to rival anything that has happened in Azeroth to date. A task worthy of someone who has no life and has extra time on his hands. I, Adnar Helmshield, will help introduce you to the wild and crazy girls and guys that make up the Gathering. What expose wouldn't start out interviewing our head Meat Puppet Huntarr? This heavy hitting human of high health and humor keeps this ragtag band of raiders laughing wherever we go. First in and first down is how I like to think of Huntarr. A true Juggernaut in every sense of the word. When asked how he felt about being the first Gathering member to be interviewed for Silverhand WoWGeek his response was, "Don't chew you who I am?" We do now, Huntarr. Go in peace.

Broodlord! Gimme my shiny new slippers!

After running through the evil petting zoo that Nefarion created just for us, we quite surprisingly ended up at Broodlord Lashslayer. Here is the man in all his glory. What we found out was that he is weak sauce. Now let's kill more Dragons!

Are you are F#@^!}G kidding me?

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.



Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?





Scott Evil: You always do that!

I gotta Feeva....

The Gathering successfully SMITE!D Vaelestrasz the Corrupt this past weekend. For those of us who didn't blow up with excitement these pics are for you!



SMITE!



Ooooo! So Strong!



I gotta feeva and the only prescription is more BWL! Onward and Upward!

I went to Blackwing Lair and all I got was this stupid picture

What to say about our friend Razorgore the Untamed? Oh ya.. he is a #@#$%?!! and a %##":?*!! to boot. On our last serious attempt we almost had him. I know I speak for others when I say it was a thing 'O beauty when we got all the kiting down and all those mobs were running in circles. We have come so far in so little time.

As you can see, some of these pictures were taken post-SMITE! Thanks to all those who showed up and let's hit him again.

Life through Adnar's eyes

Mass bubblehearth crashes server

Last night at approximately 9pm server time, a mass exodus of those who follow the Light after a successful smiting in UBRS caused a complete server resart and a rollback to day 1. Thanks to all those involved. Adnar wants his stuff back!

What is wrong with this picture?

This is the way you should NOT tank the trash.

When someone asks you "if you are a god?", you say, "Yes!"

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

Fallen Circle hits Honored en mass

Last night many Fallen Circle members became good friends with Duke Hydraxis. Really, he is not much a friend. All he goes on about is his enemies of the earth, air, and fire. Whatever. He won't give you homemade cherry pies. He won't help raid in Barron side strat for a special shield. He won't even give you mana water. What kind of a friend it that?

Vaaling was already on this forsaken rock that even the Lightbringer wouldn't go to, but here I am. Shortly following my arrival, Lhun, Sedina, and Sagan showed up and each tried to get something out of this guy. Sagan soon portaled us back to Ironforge and left Ciomara and Elygran to fend for themselves. Suckers!

Members of the Fallen Circle and the Gathering can expect to see this guy regularly in the future. Try not to kill yourself as you make your way out to see him.

Also, I like to SMITE!

Pally Power owns Molten Core

In a spectacular turn of events, at least for the Followers of the Light and the example of the most revered Uther the Lightbringer, the paladins of the Gathering alliance made out like demons last night! Nearly a full set of Lawbringer armor was droppped by various baddies in Molten Core and also the Aurastone Hammer shown in the hand of our most distiguished leader, Elygran. Let's face it, the old man needed it! Elygran, Doogan, Faenar, Weezel, and Adnar would like to extend many thanks to all the other "support classes" that particiapted in our glorious victory last night. Long live the Gathering as we SMITE the forces that stand against us.

They call me Mr. Smite!

The title says is all folks.