Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Reports from Paladin brothers in Outland


I received mail today from a strange looking member of my order. He says his name is Adraenai and is in Outland, a land through the Dark Portal! He requires assistance in SMITE!ing the evil in his land and requests my presence as soon as possible. My friends, we must answer Adraenai's call. Come with me through the Dark Portal and SMITE! To travel through the Dark Portal one must travel to ye nearest games shoppe and put down your coin for transport. It could be months before enough coin is collected, an expedition to be financed, and a glorius expansion for the alliance into Outland. Do all you can and I will see you on the other side.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Don't chew you know who I am?


Today we start a new series. A monumental series. A series to rival anything that has happened in Azeroth to date. A task worthy of someone who has no life and has extra time on his hands. I, Adnar Helmshield, will help introduce you to the wild and crazy girls and guys that make up the Gathering. What expose wouldn't start out interviewing our head Meat Puppet Huntarr? This heavy hitting human of high health and humor keeps this ragtag band of raiders laughing wherever we go. First in and first down is how I like to think of Huntarr. A true Juggernaut in every sense of the word. When asked how he felt about being the first Gathering member to be interviewed for Silverhand WoWGeek his response was, "Don't chew you who I am?" We do now, Huntarr. Go in peace.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Broodlord! Gimme my shiny new slippers!



After running through the evil petting zoo that Nefarion created just for us, we quite surprisingly ended up at Broodlord Lashslayer. Here is the man in all his glory. What we found out was that he is weak sauce. Now let's kill more Dragons!

Are you are F#@^!}G kidding me?

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.



Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?





Scott Evil: You always do that!

I gotta Feeva....

The Gathering successfully SMITE!D Vaelestrasz the Corrupt this past weekend. For those of us who didn't blow up with excitement these pics are for you!



SMITE!



Ooooo! So Strong!



I gotta feeva and the only prescription is more BWL! Onward and Upward!