Monday, November 05, 2007

Are you ready for your ready check?


I have found there is really only one way to be ready for a ready check in life. Pick up your yellow stein, a dark iron mug, and get out that pet wolpertinger. Lastly, put on your lederhosen and drink a pint when those pesky ready checks come upon you while adventuring with friends.

And remember kids, "I like my beer, like I like my women - stout and bitter."

Sunday, November 04, 2007

May I suggest more bran in your diet?


It seems Morogrim Tidewalker is a little bound. Could it be that he is not tidewalking enough? He stands around in the Serpentshrine Cavern waiting for adventurers to come and try to kill him.

He's got stress. Not to mention this evil naga queen who you know is on him about every little thing. "Your murlocks are leaving messes every where." "Your water is all yellow." "Do you even know where our bathroom is?" Cut the guy a break Vasje. I feel for him. Next time I see him, I think we should just kill him and take him out of his misery.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Is it cold in here?


It got kind of drafty in BRD the other day. It seems the only way I could warm up was to SMITE!. Kinzy got into the spirit as well.