Are you ready for your ready check?

I have found there is really only one way to be ready for a ready check in life. Pick up your yellow stein, a dark iron mug, and get out that pet wolpertinger. Lastly, put on your lederhosen and drink a pint when those pesky ready checks come upon you while adventuring with friends.

And remember kids, "I like my beer, like I like my women - stout and bitter."